Our President, The Linguist

As the presidential election approaches, both Senator Kerry and President Bush are madly campaigning to persuade the estimated five percent of the voting American public who are undecided on their choice for president.

On Monday, during a campaign speech in Missouri, President Bush made the following statement:

"Too many good docs are getting out of business," Bush said. "Too many OB-GYNS aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

First off, what the hell was he trying to say? Practice their love with women? OB-GYNS? Is President Bush a dirty pervert? Obviously, Karl Rove and his cronnies need to inform George to NEVER deviate from the teleprompter and/or written speeches. He clearly has no idea what he is saying...