DMB DNA

The kind people of the Dave Matthews band have offered their DNA to confirm whether or not their excrement was unloaded upon hundreds of unsuspecting Chicago boat riders below. While I think it's noble of Mr. Matthews to share his DNA to determine whether or not his bus driver did this dirtiest of deeds, is he really going to poop in a cup?

Now, some people have bad jobs (garbage man, mortician, etc.), but Poop DNA inspector has to be the lowest of low. How awful is your life if your scrap poop off of someone's soiled jacket to see if it matches some other poop sample?

In honor of Poopgate, I suggest that DMB re-release new versions of previously released songs:

-One Sweet Smell
-Don't Drink the Urine
-Crap Onto Me
-#2
-So Much to Dump
-Drive Over, Dump Out
-Chunkiest Monkey