TSA vs. Dorothy Zbornak

Airport Security. It's always a fun topic of discussion, since the government takeover of airport security has resulted in confiscation of everything from shaving razors to zebra-striped vibrators, and every other "weapon-like" device known to man. Well, apparently my dear friend, Bea Arthur -- you know, Dorothy Zbornak from the funniest TV show ever aired "Golden Girls" -- has had enough of these airport shenanigans. According to this article, Bea wasn't too happy when the TSA workers found a small pocket knife in her bag, and told them that "terrorists" placed it there. You go, funny lady! If only Rose was behind her in line, because I am sure they would have loved to hear about how the farmers "protected" the cows back in St. Olaf.

And by the way, Bea, you really shouldn't wear that much make-up.