O-blogatory Apology

Yes, I recognize there have not been updates to the blog in over a week. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have not been able to update the blog. Here are some of those circumstances:

• Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime this past weekend.
• My computer caught a cyber-STD from all the pornography that it has downloaded.
• Extended mourning period after the death of Julia Child.
• Busy traveling back and forth from L.A. for the Britney Spears wedding.
• Staying up late at Kinko's trying to replicate old military records.
• Designing my future child's bedroom at The Land of Nod. (Thanks Dustin for showing me the Stupid Pet Tricks Mobile. That will be perfect.)

Thanks for reading. I hope to have more regular updates in the near future.